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A Very Green Christmas - The World's First Cannabis Christmas

by Thales The Musician

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scotto93631 Nice, It was hard to pick a favorite track. Silent Vape Hole Vape is pretty funny too. Favorite track: Feeding The Reindeer Magic Brownies.
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1.
It was Christmas Eve And I had no weed Nothing around me but a tiny seed A tiny seed Isn't what I need I said, "What am I gonna do now?" It's no magic bud Or fantastic nug Just a seed in a pouch I never opened once And I bought no gifts Cause of the Christmas rush I said, "What am I gonna give now?" So I asked around There was nothing found And my guy was out of town So I took the seed And plant in the ground And in the morning when I came down Santa brought me weed for Christmas Santa brought me weed He turned the tiniest little seed on Christmas To a big green leafy tree When I saw the tree I fell on my knees I said Santa you gotta be kidding me There was so much green I thought it was a dream I said, "What am I gonna do now?" So I took the leaves And I took the buds To share with everyone So each Christmas day I make sure to say How all of this just begun: Santa brought me weed for Christmas Santa brought me weed He turned the tiniest little seed on Christmas To a big green leafy tree Into a big green leafy tree Into a big green leafy tree
2.
I dreamt of a world one day Where we could all live freely Where we could all feel so high This world I know we'll see This world I must believe in This world that makes me feel alive It is coming soon my friend It is coming once again It is coming to our lives
3.
When I was young I traveled across the mountains With tiny seeds in pouches I had a dream To plant 'em across this land So many I gave up counting So many you hear them sprouting From Staten Island to the Grand I had a dream To plant the seed So all we need Could all be free So you and me We plant the seed Far as you can see We plant the seed As I grew old I saw a green horizon So many people smiling Living peacefully Doing as they pleased Living the life they're leading Dreaming the dreams they're dreaming Finding love they need I had a dream To plant the seed So all we need Could all be free So you and me We plant the seed Far as you can see We plant the seed
4.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, my friend Let's smoke a bowl this Christmas Let's smoke a bowl this Christmas Let's smoke a bowl this Christmas, my friend
5.
I'm feeding the reindeer magic brownies so they fly to the freakin' sky I'm feeding the reindeer magic brownies so they fly to the freakin' sky I'm feeding the reindeer magic brownies so they get real freakin' high I'm feeding the reindeer magic brownies so they get real freakin' high All the work they do On those snowy days It's time they got a break It's easy to do I just cook up a stew 'Cause it's time that they got baked (Not literally) I'm feeding the reindeer magic brownies so they fly to the freakin' sky I'm feeding the reindeer magic brownies so they fly to the freakin' sky
6.
My baby left me on Saturday She didn't even leave me any weed But I long to light up another with her So maybe we can smoke another tree 'Cause I miss Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby We used to sit and spark in the park And watch the busy people passing by But now she's gone and all you'll see is my joint in the dark As I sit by myself, and I just cry 'Cause I miss Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby My baby left me on Saturday She didn't even leave me any weed But I long to light up another with her So maybe we can smoke another tree 'Cause I miss Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby Smoking with my baby We used to sit and spark in the park And watch the busy people passing by But now she's gone and all you'll see is my joint in the dark As I sit by myself, and I just cry 'Cause I miss
7.
I wish I could give the world a spliff So they'd leave their troubles behind Oh, I wish I could give the world a spliff So they'd leave their troubles behind I wish I could give the world a hit So they'd leave their troubles behind Oh, I wish I could give the world a hit So they'd leave their troubles behind No more war, no more hate No more fear, no more waste No more rifts that keep us apart
8.
O dankest weed, o dankest weed How lovely are thy branches Your humble green and potent taste Shall elevate the human race O dankest weed, o dankest weed How lovely are thy branches O dankest weed, O dankest weed Much pleasure dost thou bring me! For every year the dankest weed, Brings to us all both joy and glee. O dankest weed, o dankest weed Much pleasure dost thou bring me! O dankest weed, o dankest weed How lovely are thy branches Your buds so green in wintertime Stay bravely green in summertime O dankest weed, o dankest How lovely are thy branches
9.
Silent vape Holy vape Clouds of smoke In my face Vaporizing thine cannabis oil Artisan e-juice so tender and mild Vape in heavenly peace Vape in heavenly peace Silent blunt Holy blunt All this kush All this skunk Sank my paycheck into this huge pile Hope I'm not on a DEA file Smoke in heavenly peace Smoke in heavenly peace
10.
We're smoking weed on Christmas We're smoking weed on Christmas We're smoking weed on Christmas We're smoking weed on Christmas

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released December 19, 2016

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